In a truly unexpected twist during his acceptance speech, former President Donald Trump was joined by an ethereal guest—none other than the ghost of Peanut the Squirrel, making an appearance from beyond the grave. The spectral squirrel’s visit, witnessed by thousands at the rally and millions online, brought a touching moment to the evening, as he scampered along the stage and waved his tail in what many attendees took as a symbol of endorsement.

Spectators were initially skeptical of the vision on stage, but after several blurry close-ups and some widely shared, potentially doctored footage, public opinion was solidified: Peanut the Squirrel had returned to lend his support to Trump.

Political analysts were quick to unpack the importance of this endorsement. “Peanut is an emblem of resilience, a fighter through all the branches and storms,” mused one commentator. “This endorsement adds a layer of nostalgia, an appeal to the days when even squirrels picked a side.”

Trump himself was moved, remarking, “Peanut was a great squirrel, some say the best squirrel. He was brave, he had tenacity, and now he’s come back to support us! A big win for America!”

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