Happy binary cisgendered birthing person day if that’s how you identify

GENESIUS TIMES

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but mothers do not exist per say.

My three doctorates in various gender and critical race theory fields should be proof enough of that. But if you need evidence, just look at emojis. Men can get pregnant. Period. This is science.

So, what do you call a male mother?

You call them whatever they want you to call them! Or else you’re a bigot.

It’s similar to me. I haven’t literally given birth to anyone, but every time I go to the bathroom, I feel like I have so, I identify as a birthing person.

So, I don’t want to hear about mothers unless you aborted your children. It’s happy binary cisgendered birthing person day.

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