Justin Trudeau announces he has COVID after wife asks him to clean dishes

GENESIUS TIMES

OTTAWA—Justin Trudeau revealed yet another case of poorly-timed COVID when his wife asked him to finish cleaning the dinner dishes.

The Prime Minister announced the virus would prevent him from completing the task and he was forced to immediately isolate in an undisclosed location.

Mr. Trudeau tweeted, “Public health guidelines needed me to leave those dishes in the sink. Good thing I’m triple vaxxed, otherwise this would have been so much worse. See you in two weeks, honey!”

The administration hasn’t responded to any media questions since isolation began.

The dishes remain in the sink. Unsoaked.

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