Biden: ‘If you don’t vote for me, you ain’t dead’
US—The DNC launched a new campaign to increase one of their most dependable voting demographics:
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Very stable genius, Richie Richards, is a graphic novelist, webcomic artist and a reporter struggling to write faker news than CNN.
OnlyFans girl can’t figure out why she isn’t married
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Vladimir Putin joins Antifa; immediately wins Nobel Peace Prize
MOSCOW—Russian President Vladimir Putin publicly announced his new membership with Antifa and was immediately recognized
Black Lives Matter statue replaces torn down abolitionist monument in Minneapolis
MINNEAPOLIS—An iron statue depicting a Black Lives Matter protestor has been erected in place of
Democratic Governors celebrate Independence Day by locking everyone in their basements
East Lansing, MI—Just as COVID-19 restrictions are being lifted across the nation, Democratic governors are
Hillary Clinton already finished writing Joe Biden’s eulogy
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Hillary Clinton announced she already wrote Joe Biden‘s eulogy for his upcoming COVID-related death.
Sting now homeless after The Police are defunded
LONDON—Musician Sting is the latest victim of the “Defund the Police” movement. “The Police need
Antifa destroy their own autonomous zone after discovering they are fascists
SEATTLE—The greater Seattle Antifa gang have razed their own autonomous zone to the ground after
This Day in ‘Mostly Peaceful’ History: Visigoths Sack Rome in 410 AD
The “mostly peaceful” Sack of Rome occurred on 24 August 410 AD by the protesters from
Jussie Smollett attacked by murder hornets at 3AM in Chicago
CHICAGO, IL- Actor Jussie Smollett is the latest victim of a hate crime to capture