BREAKING: Kyle Rittenhouse Found Guilty of Murdering Prosecutor’s Career
KENOSHA, WI—A career suicide turned in a career murder when Kyle Rittenhouse took the stand to defend himself. After a...
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John Kerry seen unloading private jet from transport jet en route to Climate Conference
LONDON—President Biden’s Climate Czar John Kerry was accused by critics of attempting to stage a photo op on Saturday after...
Obamas release old photographs of pregnant Michelle
After years of speculation surrounding Malia and Sasha Obama's biological maternity, photos of a pregnant Michelle Obama surfaced, firmly putting...
BLM unsure what to loot with store shelves now empty
As the nation's retail stores find themselves in a supply chain crisis, Black Lives Matters chapters across the country find...
California law mandates stores carry ‘My Little Communist’ action figures
SACREMENTO, CA—Governor Gavin Newsom signed into law a mandate that requires all stores sell a gender-neutral "My Little Communist" action...
Democrats hold contest to name upcoming election season Covid variants
WASHINGTON DC—With interest in the China Virus declining, Democrats are holding a nationwide contest to name new variants to reinvigorate...
Astronaut’s space suit fails when child doesn’t wear his own space suit
SPACE- U.S. Astronaut Glen Miller died yesterday when conducting routine maintenance on the International Space Station. While tethered to the...
Jeff Bezos debuts private “Tax the Rich” rocket ship
Multi-billionaire Jeff Bezos launched into outer space today proudly displaying his newest rocket ship with a not-so-subtle-message.The world's wealthiest man...
Quadruple vaxxed hero shames triple vaxxed grandma-killer
SEATTLE, WA- Minutes after receiving her fourth wuflu vaccination shot, local woman Heather Jarrett stood outside the hospital entrance and...
BREAKING: Jill Biden arrested for elderly abuse
WILMINGTON, DE—After months of forcing her senior-citizen husband President* Joe Biden into the public spotlight despite his embarrassing declining cognitive inabilities, Jill...
