Amid falling poll numbers, Biden tries a new political strategy
WASHINGTON, DC—In a bid to reverse his declining approval ratings and recapture the elusive magic of his predecessor, President Joe...
WASHINGTON, DC—In a bid to reverse his declining approval ratings and recapture the elusive magic of his predecessor, President Joe...
DENVER- Following the removal of Donald Trump from the election ballot, newcomer John Miller finds himself the leading GOP candidate."We're...
ONTARIO- Canadian Prime Minister made massive changes to his reelection campaign's strategy and personnel, including the addition of a former...
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—George Floyd, patron saint of fentanyl, celebrated three consecutive drug-free years today. Mr. Floyd famously quit taking drugs following his...
DAVOS—As the WEF concludes, 5,000 military personnel are no longer needed to protect what is absolutely not, without a doubt,...
LONDON—President Biden’s Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg was accused by critics of attempting to stage a photo op on Saturday after...
PHILADELPHIA—The Washington Commanders emerged victorious over the Philadelphia Eagles despite not physically attending the game. Washington won using their new...
AUSTIN- Supervillain Dr. Evil's legal team announced a new lawsuit against Alex Jones seeking a gazillion bajillion dollar settlement.Dr. Evil...
As Americans continue to question President Biden's mental fitness and competency, the White House proudly announced updates to the Department...
Despite early run tallies calling for a Republican victory, Democrats won the annual Congressional baseball game when extra runs were...