George Floyd Celebrates Six Years of Sobriety
MINNEAPOLIS— George Floyd, who has been deceased since May 25, 2020, quietly observed the fifth anniversary of his sobriety on...
Richie Richards
Richie Richards is a children's author and illustrator. Check out Counting on Pinochet's Helicopter Ride or Bowie Bee Learns About Democracy, the latest in his Bowie Bee children's series.
EXCLUSIVE: George Floyd celebrates 5 years of sobriety
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—George Floyd, patron saint of fentanyl, celebrated four consecutive drug-free years today. Mr. Floyd famously quit taking drugs following his...
BREAKING: Trump repeals 21st Amendment, replaces all alcohol with Diet Coke
WASHINGTON DC—In a move that has left the nation both parched and puzzled, former President Donald Trump, now serving his...
BREAKING: Dozens turn to salt when looking at Eiffel Tower
FRANCE- Dozens of people from around the globe have been mysteriously turning into pillars of salt throughout the City of...
Amid falling poll numbers, Biden tries a new political strategy
WASHINGTON, DC—In a bid to reverse his declining approval ratings and recapture the elusive magic of his predecessor, President Joe...
John Miller emerges as GOP front runner in Colorado
DENVER- Following the removal of Donald Trump from the election ballot, newcomer John Miller finds himself the leading GOP candidate."We're...
Justin Trudeau adds Hologram Adolf Hitler to campaign trail
ONTARIO- Canadian Prime Minister made massive changes to his reelection campaign's strategy and personnel, including the addition of a former...
Military Ends Protecting What is Definitely Not a One World Government
DAVOS—As the WEF concludes, 5,000 military personnel are no longer needed to protect what is absolutely not, without a doubt,...
Pete Buttigieg caught unloading private jet from transport jet en route to Climate Conference
LONDON—President Biden’s Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg was accused by critics of attempting to stage a photo op on Saturday after...
BREAKING: Washington Commanders Win Via Mail-in Touchdowns
PHILADELPHIA—The Washington Commanders emerged victorious over the Philadelphia Eagles despite not physically attending the game. Washington won using their new...
