Richie Richards

Very stable genius, Richie Richards, is a writer, illustrator and fake news journalist. Get his latest children's book, Wokest Baby or popular Trump Tweets: Best of the Presidency, both on Amazon.

Military Ends Protecting What is Definitely Not a One World Government

January 21, 2023 Richie Richards

DAVOS—As the WEF concludes, 5,000 military personnel are no longer needed to protect what is absolutely not, without a doubt,...

Pete Buttigieg caught unloading private jet from transport jet en route to Climate Conference

December 12, 2022 Richie Richards

LONDON—President Biden’s Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg was accused by critics of attempting to stage a photo op on Saturday after...

BREAKING: Washington Commanders Win Via Mail-in Touchdowns

November 15, 2022 Richie Richards

PHILADELPHIA—The Washington Commanders emerged victorious over the Philadelphia Eagles despite not physically attending the game. Washington won using their new...

Dr. Evil sues Alex Jones for $Gazillion Bajillion

October 22, 2022 Richie Richards

AUSTIN- Supervillain Dr. Evil's legal team announced a new lawsuit against Alex Jones seeking a gazillion bajillion dollar settlement.Dr. Evil...

Biden Administration Changes the Definition of ‘Dementia’

July 30, 2022 Richie Richards

As Americans continue to question President Biden's mental fitness and competency, the White House proudly announced updates to the Department...

Democrats Win Congressional Baseball Game After Run Recount at 2am

July 29, 2022 Richie Richards

Despite early run tallies calling for a Republican victory, Democrats won the annual Congressional baseball game when extra runs were...

Justin Trudeau announces he has COVID after wife asks him to clean dishes

June 17, 2022 Richie Richards

OTTAWA—Justin Trudeau revealed yet another case of poorly-timed COVID when his wife asked him to finish cleaning the dinner dishes.The...

EXCLUSIVE: George Floyd celebrates 2 years of sobriety

May 24, 2022 Richie Richards

MINNEAPOLIS, MN—George Floyd, patron saint of fentanyl, celebrated 730 consecutive drug-free days today. Mr. Floyd famously quit taking drugs following his...