BREAKING: Dems decriminalize necromancy to bring back Ruth Bader Ginsburg from the dead
WASHINGTON DC—Democratic lawmakers met today in an “emergency” meeting in order to arrange and pass
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Kamala Harris kicks off Democratic Convention by sacrificing two babies to Moloch
Democrats kicked off their mostly virtual 2020 convention with Vice Presidential pick Kamala Harris sacrificing
POLL: Democrats need your help choosing a campaign theme song
Attention, everyone! Everyone reading this! The Democrats have asked us for help with their 2020
Biden demands to know who he’s going to pick for VP
WASHINGTON DC—Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has demanded to know who he’s going to
Democrats outraged as Fauci grilled on Capitol Hill
Washington, DC—What started out as a normal day on Capital Hill ended in disarray. The
BREAKING: Clinton Foundation now offering ‘suicide insurance’ to Ghislaine Maxwell
NEW YORK—The Clinton Foundation expanded its reach today to include not another form of charity
Democratic Governors celebrate Independence Day by locking everyone in their basements
East Lansing, MI—Just as COVID-19 restrictions are being lifted across the nation, Democratic governors are
BREAKING: Democrats vote to remove Southern states from US for ties to slavery
WASHINGTON DC—In a shocking and unprecedented move, congressional Democrats have voted to remove Southern states
Dems ‘pretty sure’ the key to the election is burning the country down
WASHINGTON DC—Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is “pretty sure” the way to win hearts
Looting-free zone signs introduced as protest countermeasures in major cities
As cities across the countries burn, calls for greater police action in suppressing peaceful yet