BREAKING: Rep Jamaal Bowman causes another insurrection by pulling fire alarm during hearing
WASHINGTON, DC—In a shocking turn of events, Congressman Jamaal Bowman has once again incited an insurrection within the hallowed halls...
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BREAKING: Dems and Reps come together to ensure Americans will always have catastrophic debt
WASHINGTON - In an era of extreme polarization, many were happy to hear that Democrats and Republicans have finally come...
New Chicago Mayor vows to fix all the damage done by the last Republican mayor in 1931
CHICAGO—In a recent press conference, newly elected Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson announced his ambitious plan to fix all the damage...
BREAKING: Democrats promise to keep killing kids until you give up your guns
WASHINGTON, DC—Congressional Democrats have promised to keep killing your kids until you give up your guns. Former Speaker of the...
Anti-war Democrats excited for Biden to start WWIII
WASHINGTON – In a rare show of bipartisanship, the top anti-war liberals joined with blood-thirsty Republicans to celebrate President* Joe...
Fetterman hospitalized for extreme depression after learning he’s a Democrat
It's well known that Senator Jon Fetterman suffered a tragic brain injury during his 2022 campaign, which resulted in a...
OPINION: How Can You Break the Law When You are The Law?
I am so freaking tired of these Con-servatives whining about double standards! “Waa the FBI raided Trump but not Biden...
Democrats pass law making home invaders announce they are burglars before robbing you
US—Democrats struggling to shake the "light on crime" stigma have passed a sweeping crime reform bill. The new bill, which...
QUIZ: Caused by Hurricane Ian or by Democrats?
Hurricane Ian destroyed much of the western coast of Florida but was it as bad as Democrats? Test your knowledge!...
