KFC offering deal in honor of Taylor Swift’s new album

The chicken chain KFC is ramping up their marketing in light of the Internet chicken wars.

Franchises around the country are offering the Taylor Swift special:

Two bony thighs, two small breasts, and a left wing—all for $8.99!

It’s a deal that won’t last, kinda like TS’s music.


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