NOAA Says Next Tropical Storm To Be Transgender, Will Be Called “Tropical Storm They/Them”

An exterior view of the headquarters of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration on April 11, 2015 in Silver Spring, Md. (Kristoffer Tripplaar/Sipa USA/TNS) (Newscom TagID: krtphotoslive778182.jpg) [Photo via Newscom]

WASHINGTON, DC—The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration – NOAA – said on Friday that the next tropical storm will be named for the transgender community and will be called They/Them.

“For far too long, storms have been named after straight men or straight women,” a spokesperson for NOAA said. “We want to include the trans community as well. That’s why we’re naming the next storm Tropical Storm They/Them, to show our commitment to underserved communities.”

Anyone who disrespects or refuses to use the storm’s preferred pronouns could face a financial penalty of up to $1,000, or 1 year in prison, or both.


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