Rise in Headaches Among Investors at New York Stock Exchange Due to Shaking Their Heads Up & Down at Stock Prices All Day
NEW YORK—Doctors around the state of New York have seen an uptick in patient visits recently who’ve been complaining about...
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Report: Germans Very Impressed With FBI’s Gestapo Tactics
GERMANY—According to reports, many Germans are impressed with the FBI’s Gestapo tactics. The reports have been published amid the release...
State Department Issues Travel Advisory for Florida Due to Increasing Liberty and Freedom
WASHINGTON, DC— The U.S. State Department has issued a series of travel warnings to Americans looking to visit Florida this...
OP-ED By My SUV: I Was Born A Kia, But I Identify As A Honda
While I may look like another typical SUV, I’m not. Not at all. And that’s because I’m the first automobile...
Nation mourns horrible tragedy that mass shooter wasn’t white
(CNN) Thousands across the country are mourning the loss by the mainstream media of another chance to stoke the white...
OP-ED: I Failed My Math Exam. This Is Why We Need Common Sense Pencil Control.
I received a failing grade on a recent math exam in school and as you can imagine, I’m livid. I...
OP-ED: A Heartfelt Letter to All the Legacy Blue Checks Who Lost Their Blue Checkmarks on Twitter
We’ve seen the suffering and misery that ordinary Americans have to endure on a daily basis. It isn’t funny in...
Biden Reveals He’s ‘Lack Toast and Tolerant’
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden revealed today that he only drinks lactaid milk because he’s “lack toast and tolerant.” “I’m lack toast...
Here Are All the Crimes Donald Trump is Being Indicted For
UNITED STATES—Following his indictment, former President Trump has pleaded not guilty to 34 felony counts in New York. Curious as...
FBI to Rename Itself ‘Federal Bureau of Intimidation’ to Better Reflect Its Mission
WASHINGTON, DC—The FBI announced that a century after its founding in 1908, it’s changing its name. The official new name...
