Nuclear missile repairman #1 on 2022 Top Ten Jobs list, first time since 1957


What are the top skills employers are looking for in 2022? Genesius Times has them rated, based on a poll of billions of employers. Top Ten jobs most in demand for 2022 are:

1). Nuclear Missile repairman

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2). Personal Bunker Contractor

3). Nuclear Missile Launch targeting coder

4). Burn Unit Nurse

5). Weapons Maintenance Tech

6). Surgical Amputation Specialist

7). Plumber

8). Cybersecurity Specialist

9). Radiation Canary Breeder

10). Folk Singer


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