AOC deadnames; becomes People’s Magazine 2020 Person of the Year
US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) announced that, for the time being, she is still a
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Revolutionary Reset: Biden eager to forge new relationship with the bourgeoisie GOP
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Champ and Major testify before Bidengait Senate Committee: ‘Kamala was behind attack on Joe’
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Georgia Senate runoff ballots now available on Amazon for $14.99!
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Biden to shift funds from police to new ‘Sweet Heat’ CAT (Corps of Armed Trans) Force
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Kamala Harris says Mayan calendar prophesies she will assume presidency February 02, 2022
WASHINGTON DC—Vice President-Elect Kamala Harris says the Mayan calendar has revealed she is to take
BREAKING: Biden suffers multiple injuries while playing with his wife
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Biden to turn the Oval Office into a man cave
President-Elect Joe Biden has announced he is getting a cat for the Oval Office as
The Race Card is perfect gift for those impossible-to-shop-for relatives
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Twitter launches free-speech alternative called Twit
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