AOC deadnames; becomes People’s Magazine 2020 Person of the Year
US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) announced that, for the time being, she is still a
US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) announced that, for the time being, she is still a
NEWARK, DE—President elect, Joe Biden announced his plan to bring the country back together like
WASHINGTON DC—’Bidengait‘ erupts in the capitol as the Senate Intelligence committee investigates a possible conspiracy
SEATTLE–Amazon spokesperson, Jeff Bezalbog, filled us in on their new Elections department. “We kinda missed
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WASHINGTON DC—Vice President-Elect Kamala Harris says the Mayan calendar has revealed she is to take
NEWARK, DE—Self-declared President-Elect Joe Biden suffered multiple injuries while “playing with his wife,” a spokesman
President-Elect Joe Biden has announced he is getting a cat for the Oval Office as
PHILADELPHIA—Whether at a family dinner, a community outing, or even a sporting event, we all
SAN FRANCISCO—Propaganda app CEO Jack “Rasputin” Dorsey has launched a new free-speech alternative to Twitter