OPINION: We must stop Chik-fil-A’s hateful, oppressive delicious chicken and great service

Chick-fil-A makes delicious chicken sandwiches and serves them with a level of customer service that hasn’t been seen in decades in the growing service economy and that’s a problem.

They are clearly discriminatory against bad food and poor service and the discrimination needs to end! The way they say, ‘thank you’ and ‘pleasure to serve you’ is almost Nazi-esque.

I’m sorry but did you just assume that I wanted good service? Did you just assume that I wanted a delicious spicy chicken deluxe sandwich with lettuce, tomato on a buttered bun and a smile?

What’s more is Chik-fil-A clearly hates people who are hungry on Sundays, when they are closed.

They want people to starve to death on Sundays! Chik-fil-A is attempting to be so successful as to squeeze all other restaurants out of the marketplace so that everyone starves on Sundays and that’s a real problem.

We must stop the oppression of delicious chicken and great service! We must stop Chik-fil-A!


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