Report: Looney Tunes episodes more scientifically literate than Greta Thunberg’s UN speech

It’s true. I know, I was surprised. The moment Greta started blubbering about the adults in the room ruining her future I thought for sure she was a science Queen. It turns out she’s not.

Research from the ACME institute for research on very Sciency things has absolutely proven me wrong. According to very technical data from the ACME institute, the emotive rant little miss Thunberg spewed on the well-deserving UN had not an element of sciency truth. Reruns of Wile E. Coyote dropping anvils on himself and getting impaled on rockets is more sciency in fact.

Wile E. Coyote must have had at least an elementary understanding of Physics and thermodynamics for some of the contraptions he built, and Thunberg, well she just angrily regurgitated Bill Nye— a well known fraud.

The numbers are in and they do not look good for miss Thunberg. One could learn more science from the Looney Tunes than her speech.