Soccer players practicing social distancing still manage to foul each other
ENGLAND – The godless communists who watch soccer are happy to report little has changed
ENGLAND – The godless communists who watch soccer are happy to report little has changed
U.S. – Local quarantined couple John and Lynn Flenderson are exploring legal options this week
Richmond, VA — With churches around the country closing and violators of stay-at-home orders being
Detroit, MI — According to embedded sources, Michigan’s designated administrator Gretchen Whitmer has reached out
WASHINGTON, DC – Presidential candidate Joe Biden has been quarantined and staffers for his campaign
HAWTHORNE, CA- Elon Musk has announced that Space X will no longer be taking volunteers
ATLANTA, GA – The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has issued new guidelines
GOSHEN, IN – With Bernie Sanders cleaning up in the democratic primaries, voters around the
SOUTH BEND, IN – Pete Buttigieg came under criticism by pouncing Republicans this week after
ATLANTA, GA—The Society for the Inclusion of One-eyed Purple People (SIOOPP) is praising Disney Pixar