BREAKING: ‘Some people did something to some worshippers’

Doubling down on her ridiculous non-statement about the 9/11 terror attacks, Representative Ilhan Omar said of the Sri Lanka terror attacks: “Some people did something to some worshippers.”

Many liberals offered their heartfelt support for the “Easter worshippers”, whoever they are and Omar took that sentiment further by making it more ambiguous.

“Nothing to see here,” she said. “There’s no ideological or religious motivation, just some people doing something somewhere.”

“She is absolutely accurate,” press secretary Sirhan Sirhan Jones said. “You cannot deny that some people did something. You’re lucky we’ve added the worshipper part because that’s much more explicit than is allowed in our politically correct clown world.”

Omar’s office said they will be issuing a similar statement every day for the rest of her term because truth.


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