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Trudeau: Russia may invade Ukraine as long as they don’t honk horns or bring bouncy castles

Exavier Saskagoochie February 16, 2022

OTTAWA—Prime Minister Justin Trudeau declared that Russia may invade and occupy Ukraine as long as they don't honk their horns....

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BREAKING: Pete Hegseth storms Senate Armed Forces Hearing; claims Capitol for Jesus Christ

Exavier Saskagoochie January 14, 2025 0

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BREAKING: Pete Hegseth opens senate confirmation hearing by calling Adam Schiff ‘so ugly even Epstein wouldn’t bring him to his island’

US Ministry of Truth January 14, 2025 0

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BREAKING: In lieu of aid, Biden reassures California wildfire victims he will be sending $100 billion to Ukraine in their name

Exavier Saskagoochie January 14, 2025 0

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AOC horrified that people are using gas-powered blowtorches instead of solar-powered one to start wildfires in California

Exavier Saskagoochie January 13, 2025 0

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Gavin Newsom unveils fully-developed ‘totally spontaneous’ plans to rebuild Los Angeles after fires

Exavier Saskagoochie January 12, 2025 0