Local Man Arrested for Impersonating NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang to Hook Up With Hot Chinese Spies 
‘I’m Not a Damn Monkey!’ Says Local Gorilla Demanding Taxonomic Accuracy from Ole Miss Students 
BREAKING: Epstein Island sold to wealthy Middle Eastern businessman Haadid Nahkil Muhssef 
Trump Orders New Border Wall Around Texas for When the Democrats Take Over 
Russell Brand Informs Judge ‘Those R*pes Occurred on Epstein Island;’ Charges Vacated Immediately 
Local Man Arrested for Impersonating NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang to Hook Up With Hot Chinese Spies
SAN JOSE, Calif. — A 41-year-old man was arrested Wednesday after allegedly impersonating NVIDIA founder and CEO Jensen Huang for...
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‘I’m Not a Damn Monkey!’ Says Local Gorilla Demanding Taxonomic Accuracy from Ole Miss Students
OXFORD, Miss. — A local resident identifying as a gorilla woman has expressed strong displeasure after University of Mississippi students...
BREAKING: Epstein Island sold to wealthy Middle Eastern businessman Haadid Nahkil Muhssef
NEW YORK—A wealthy Middle Eastern businessman Haadid Nahkil Muhssef has purchased Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile island for $56 million, according to...
Trump Orders New Border Wall Around Texas for When the Democrats Take Over
**President Trump Orders Construction of Border Wall Around Texas as Contingency Measure WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump has directed the...
Russell Brand Informs Judge ‘Those R*pes Occurred on Epstein Island;’ Charges Vacated Immediately
LONDON — Russell Brand, recently convicted of sexual assault, has asked the court to set aside the verdict on the...
After Conceding Midterms to Dems, Trump Agrees to ‘Make America Just Okay Again’
WASHINGTON — In the wake of Tuesday’s midterm setbacks that left his preferred candidates short of expectations, former President Donald...
Vlad the Impaler Surges to Commanding Lead in 2028 Republican Primary Poll
WASHINGTON — A new CNN/SSRS survey of 1,032 U.S. adults, conducted December 4–7 with a margin of error of ±3.5...
AOC: ‘Under Capitalism, Man Oppresses Man. Under Socialism, It’s Just the Opposite’
For too long, the defenders of the status quo have clung to a tired talking point. They repeat, with the...
Sources Alert Trump that Texas is Mere Months from Completing Nuclear Weapon
WASHINGTON — Multiple sources familiar with the matter have informed former President Donald Trump that the state of Texas is...
Nearly 1% of Americans believe the crazy conspiracy theory that US elections are legitimate
US—A shockingly high 1% of the US population believe the crazy conspiracy theory that their elections are free and fair...