Rep. Ocasio-Cortez Invents Groundbreaking Car That Runs on Neither Gas Nor Electricity 
We Must Trust the Science, Especially When It Pleads the Fifth 
Spain’s Border Czar Kamalita Harrisquez Declares Border “Secure,” Confirms She Has Not Visited Europe 
JUST IN: Fauci Displays Remarkable Natural Immunity to Consequences 
Branch Covidians Hold Solemn Candlelight Vigil After Fauci Invokes 5th Amendment on Everything 
Rep. Ocasio-Cortez Invents Groundbreaking Car That Runs on Neither Gas Nor Electricity
WASHINGTON — Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced Thursday the development of a new mode of personal transportation designed to eliminate reliance...
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We Must Trust the Science, Especially When It Pleads the Fifth
We must trust the science, especially when it pleads the Fifth. That is the entire point of trusting the science....
Spain’s Border Czar Kamalita Harrisquez Declares Border “Secure,” Confirms She Has Not Visited Europe
MADRID — Spain’s newly appointed Border Czar, Kamalita “Kamalito” Harrisquez, on Thursday firmly rejected claims that the country is being...
JUST IN: Fauci Displays Remarkable Natural Immunity to Consequences
WASHINGTON — Dr. Anthony Fauci displayed what observers are calling a textbook case of natural immunity to consequences on Tuesday,...
Branch Covidians Hold Solemn Candlelight Vigil After Fauci Invokes 5th Amendment on Everything
WASHINGTON — Dozens of masked adherents of the Branch Covidians gathered on the National Mall Tuesday evening for a candlelight...
Man Whose Grandmother Died Alone in ER After He Was Fired for Vaccine Refusal Says He’s Glad Fauci Got a Stern Talking-To
A Florida man whose elderly grandmother died alone in a hospital emergency room during the height of COVID-19 restrictions said...
Fauci Testifies He Does Not Recall There Was a Pandemic
WASHINGTON — Dr. Anthony Fauci told a congressional committee on Wednesday that he has no recollection of a global pandemic...
Trump Proposes Replacing Congress with AI Chatbot That Does Nothing Just Like Congress but Would Be Free
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump on Tuesday proposed dissolving Congress and replacing it with a free artificial intelligence chatbot that...
Europe Horrified That Attacker Wasn’t CIS White Man
EUROPE—Officials, media commentators, and progressive advocacy groups reacted with visible dismay this week after authorities confirmed that the individual responsible...
Local Man Rails Against Mass Surveillance Flock Camera Into His Own Mass Surveillance Camera
A local resident spent several minutes Monday morning objecting to a newly installed Flock Safety license-plate reader mounted on a...