We must absolutely BELIEVE ALL WOMEN (except for Lindsay Clancy when she says she did it) 
Mom delays toddler-induced fit of rage until she can set up camera to capture it for TikTok 
Airports Installing Aztec Human Sacrifice Stations Beside Muslim Foot-Washing Facilities 
Harry and Meghan Acquire New Wardrobe for Return to UK 
Biblical Scholars Conclude Fourth Horsemen of the Apocalypse Was a Feminist 
We must absolutely BELIEVE ALL WOMEN (except for Lindsay Clancy when she says she did it)
Distinguished Fellow in Selective EpistemologyCenter for Progressive Consistency Studies In an age of moral clarity, one principle has emerged as...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Mom delays toddler-induced fit of rage until she can set up camera to capture it for TikTok
LOS ANGELES — A TikTok creator with 1,259 followers has described the careful discipline required to postpone her own frustration...
Airports Installing Aztec Human Sacrifice Stations Beside Muslim Foot-Washing Facilities
DALLAS — Several major U.S. airports have begun installing dedicated Aztec human sacrifice stations adjacent to existing Muslim foot-washing facilities,...
Harry and Meghan Acquire New Wardrobe for Return to UK
MONTECITO — Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have purchased an entirely new wardrobe in preparation for their anticipated return to...
Biblical Scholars Conclude Fourth Horsemen of the Apocalypse Was a Feminist
OXFORD — Leading biblical scholars have formally concluded that the black horse of the Apocalypse, traditionally identified as famine, was...
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Decide to Return to Being Oppressed in British Royal Palace
WINDSOR — Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announced Wednesday that they have elected to return to the British Royal Palace...
SHOCKER: Thousands of Mentally Ill Liberal Abortion Supporters on SSRIs Back Woman Who Strangled Her Three Kids
BOSTON — Thousands of mentally ill liberal abortion-rights supporters who take selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors have publicly expressed sympathy for...
Woman Arrested After Posing as Costco Tequila Sampler and Handing Out Free Shots
A local woman was taken into custody over the weekend after she allegedly posed as a Costco product sampler and...
Kamala Harris Taps AOC as 2028 Running Mate: It’s a No Brainer
WASHINGTON — Former Vice President Kamala Harris announced Tuesday that Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will join her as the vice presidential...
Racist Democrats Elect White Woman to Represent Predominantly Black District
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — Racist Democratic voters in Florida’s 20th Congressional District have again chosen Debbie Wasserman Schultz, a white...