Taylor Swift is growing out her mustache and armpit hair until Trump is taken off the 2024 ballot
NEW YORK—In a bold move, pop sensation Taylor Swift has announced that she will not shave her mustache or armpit...
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If you don’t want your pets stolen and eaten by immigrants, you may be a racist homophobe bigot
There’s a new form of bigotry taking root in this country—one that’s just as insidious as anything we’ve seen before....
BREAKING: Cheney starts ‘Dicks for Harris’ group
former Vice President and celebrated Halliburton mascot, Dick Cheney, has launched a new political action group called "Dicks for Harris,"...
BREAKING: DOJ warns Russia ‘do not interfere with our interference of our elections’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a rare moment of transparency, Attorney General Merrick Garland issued a stern warning to Russia to...
BREAKING: Armed Venezuelan gangs set up Harris-Walz campaign office in Denver apartment complex
DENVER, CO – In a surprising twist on grassroots campaigning, armed Venezuelan gangs have taken the initiative to open a...
HEARTFELT: Kamala’s Nieces Help DNC Pronounce Names of All the Black Prisoners She Kept for Labor
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In what is being hailed as a touching moment of family unity and political correctness, Kamala Harris’s...
BREAKING: Tim Walz considers dropping out of presidential race after learning he might be sent to Battleground States
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Minnesota Governor Tim Walz is reportedly considering withdrawing from the 2024 presidential race after an unfortunate misunderstanding...
Kamala says the country is ready to ‘turn the page’ in the book entitled ‘Everything is Trump’s Fault’
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In her first-ever interview since being selected as the Democratic presidential nominee for the 2024 election, Kamala...
BREAKING: Kamala Harris denies dangerous ‘disinformation’ that she is Joe Biden’s Vice President
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a stunning press conference today, Kamala Harris took to the White House podium and categorically denied...
BREAKING: Joe Biden relaunches 2024 presidential campaign after seeing how awful Kamala Harris is
WASHINGTON, DC—President Joe Biden has announced his intention to run for re-election in 2024 as an Independent candidate. This surprising...
