Idiocracy

BREAKING: Biden tests negative for IQ, experiencing mild symptoms

Exavier Saskagoochie July 21, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC--President* Joe Biden said Thursday that he's tested negative for IQ but will continue to work while in isolation...

Elon Musk unveils Tesla’s Cyber-School Bus

Googly McMooglyface October 12, 2024 0

BREAKING: Scientists have finally isolated ‘pure cringe’ and have immediately started using it in the Harris-Walz campaign

Exavier Saskagoochie October 11, 2024 0

BREAKING: Mayorkas says that FEMA has investigated itself and found it has done nothing wrong

Exavier Saskagoochie October 9, 2024 0

Climate Goddess Greta Thunberg declares Hurricane Milton will spare followers’ homes if they paint their doors with aborted fetus blood

Exavier Saskagoochie October 8, 2024 0

BREAKING: Kamala Harris bravely returns to site of malfunctioning teleprompter

Jeremy Spoken October 8, 2024 0