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“No penis, no opinion” says violent male criminals

Donnie Lorenzo May 20, 2019

In the wake of the Alabama and Georgia abortion debate, a less publicized discussion is taking root in the cells...

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Socialist ‘nice guys’ demand redistribution of women

Donnie Lorenzo February 11, 2019

This past weekend, thousands of protesters from the ‘Nice Guy Socialist Coalition’ marched on the Capitol to demand Congress pass...

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