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Claudine Gay hired as Xerox CEO citing extensive experience in copying things

Jeremy Spoken January 4, 2024

In a move that has both baffled and amused the business world, Former Harvard President Claudine Gay has been appointed...

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On this day in 1993, Harvard President Claudine Gay wrote the songs All I Want For Christmas Is You, Silent Night, Jingle Bell Rock, and Panama

Jeremy Spoken December 21, 2023

BOSTON—Harvard President Claudine Gay is not just an esteemed scholar but also the clandestine creative genius behind some of the...

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Harvard changes definition of plagiarism to: ‘work stolen by someone besides our first black president’

Exavier Saskagoochie December 13, 2023

HARVARD, MA—In a stunning and brave move that has left academics and students alike scratching their heads, Harvard University has...

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