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Hunter Biden surfaces after hearing someone say ‘I’m going to release the crack!’

Exavier Saskagoochie November 21, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—Austere businessman and philanthropist Hunter Biden has finally surfaced in Washington DC after hearing someone say she was going...

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BREAKING: Mysterious 50-foot sea monster terrorizes Democrats on the East Coast

Exavier Saskagoochie November 13, 2020

WASHINGTON DC--A mysterious 50-foot sea monster made landfall today and terrorized Democrats all day causing many to flee the US...

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