WASHINGTON DC–A mysterious 50-foot sea monster made landfall today and terrorized Democrats all day causing many to flee the US Capitol.
“We were just sitting there minding our own business and planning how to make everyone obey our totalitarian commands when this gigantic sea creature busts through the doors and starts engulfing congresspeople,” Senator Chuck Schumer staffer Zeke Onenut said.
There were several high-ranking casualties.
“It ate Nancy Pelosi in one bite, then made a b-line to the Pentagon,” Onenut said.
The victims of the sea monster appear to be random, but they are all Democrats and they all have a financial stake in the voting system Dominion, which has been in the news recently due to its connection to election fraud around the globe.
Authorities say that Michael Flynn and President Trump Counsel Sidney Powell is being held for questioning after video of her saying she was going to “release the Kraken” surfaced.