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VIDEO: Police officer consults LeBron before interfering in a knife attack

Exavier Saskagoochie April 30, 2021

WOKETARDIA—This is how it should be done people! Every police officer in the country needs to consult with LeBron James...

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BREAKING: Thin Blue Line supporters loot Walmart after Derek Chauvin conviction

Exavier Saskagoochie April 20, 2021

MINNEAPOLIS–Racist supporters Thin Blue Line supporters descended on a local Walmart to loot, pillage, and "burn the motherf****r down" in protest...

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