BREAKING: Thin Blue Line supporters loot Walmart after Derek Chauvin conviction

MINNEAPOLIS–Racist supporters Thin Blue Line supporters descended on a local Walmart to loot, pillage, and “burn the motherf****r down” in protest of Derek Chauvin’s conviction for the murder of George Floyd.

Derek Chauvin, the former police officer seen on video pressing his knee to George Floyd’s neck for more than nine minutes, was found guilty of all counts he was charged with, including second-degree murder, causing riots across the country, especially in Minneapolis.

UPDATE: It appears that the horrible Thin Blue Line supporters did not actually loot or pillage the local Walmart. They were just shopping like normal human beings and gave a couple bucks to a panhandler one the way out. They smiled at everyone and were actually really quite nice.


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