BREAKING: Taylor releases new song: ‘I Picked the Wrong Person… Again’
NASHVILLE—It’s heartbreak season once again for pop superstar Taylor Swift, who, following a recent bout of reflection, has allegedly set her pen to paper for another epic breakup anthem after realizing she’s chosen the wrong person yet again.
“It was an honest mistake,” said a friend of Swift’s, explaining that Taylor has been going through old text messages and Spotify playlists, piecing together all the red flags she definitely missed. “There were early signs, like when she didn’t memorize every lyric to All Too Well, but Taylor just didn’t want to believe it.”
In an Instagram Live video with fans, Taylor briefly teased a verse from her latest creation. “It’s more vulnerable, more authentic,” she said while strumming her guitar. “Like, ‘Why do I do this, when it’s all gonna burn / Picking wrong people is just my thing to unlearn.’ You know?”
Fans on social media have already coined this new phase of her career as “Swift’s Self-Reflection Era” and are eagerly anticipating her next project, tentatively titled Another Round of Red Flags.
Lyrics:
(Verse 1) We had something special, a love so true But I picked the wrong person, and it all fell through Her cackles were loud, and her joy was fake I thought our love would last, but it was another mistake
(Chorus)
I picked the wrong person, now our love’s undone
I’m going to miss that cackle; she lost and Trump won
She may be almost as dumb as me,
we gave it a shot but Now it’s time to accept defeat
Sometimes you need to know when to say when
Oh yeah I picked the wrong person … again
(Verse 2) She wanted to be unburdened by her inflation,
But our love all crumbled, like a broken nation .
On her yellow school bus, she was taking action
But our hearts were drifting, in different directions
(Chorus)
I picked the wrong person, now our love’s undone
I’m going to miss that cackle; she lost and Trump won
She may be almost as dumb as me,
we gave it a shot but Now it’s time to accept defeat
Sometimes you need to know when to say when
Oh yeah I picked the wrong person … again
(Bridge) Is her joy genuine, or just a facade? A mask she wears to hide her true emotions Her cackling laughter, does it mask her pain? Or is she truly happy, without much of a brain?
(Verse 3) I thought she would win but she swung and she wiffed, Like an empty yellow school bus, she drove off a cliff
(Chorus)
I picked the wrong person, now our love’s undone
I’m going to miss that cackle; she lost and Trump won
She may be almost as dumb as me,
we gave it a shot but Now it’s time to accept defeat
Sometimes you need to know when to say when
Oh yeah I picked the wrong person … again
(Outro) So I’m moving on, with a heavy heart.
A brain like AOC’s and Eric Swallwell’s farts.
With verbal diarrhea, she spent every red cent.
Thanks for the cool million you paid for my endorsement
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