Texas Sheriff opens investigation into FL Gov for sending people to a welcoming island resort

Bexar County, Texas Sheriff Javier Salazar announces criminal investigation into Fla. Gov. DeSantis’ migrant flight to a beautiful island resort—Martha’s Vineyard—which openly welcomed them.

Salazar issued a statement on the matter, “We’re opening an investigation into why DeSantis sent illegal immigrants to a liberal white elitist haven like Martha’s Vineyard. He really should have done like we did when we let 53 smuggled illegal immigrants bake to death in the back of a truck.”

The investigation follows an outcry by thousands of Martha’s Vineyard residents who have angrily questioned why DeSantis would dare to send the immigrants to a place that openly welcomes them.

“How dare you,” Martha’s Vineyard Commissar Hugh Janus said.


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