SCARY: These are the lungs of 7-year-old who grew up in a home with a gas oven

Just look at this picture to see what the lungs of an unvaccinated person. I don’t know how you can look at this and say, “Okay, I’m fine not listening to science and keeping my gas stove. I’ll just get lungs that look like this.”

It’s insane.

If my credentials as a double PhD in Kinetic Afro-Cuban Gender Realism and Underwater Basket Weaving doesn’t suffice for you, maybe you should listen to the doctor who did the autopsy for this gas stove victim, Dr. Ding Dong at UCSD Radiology.

“Cloudy, white areas areas that you see, areas of the lung that are with filled with fluid or the natural gas itself,” said Dr. Dong. “As you can see, this family probably cooks with gas every week.”

I don’t know who needs to hear this but gas stoves are really scary and this should make you even more scared!

Do you want your lungs to look like a flipping walnut?

I didn’t think so.

Do yourself a favor and get sell your stoves to the privileged elite who are immune from the harms of gas stoves!

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