Military Ends Protecting What is Definitely Not a One World Government

DAVOS—As the WEF concludes, 5,000 military personnel are no longer needed to protect what is absolutely not, without a doubt, indisputably a meeting of one world government communists.

The forum concludes with zero aspirations to control every aspect of your wealth, property and personal business for the participant’s own personal gain. Instead, their members discussed controlling every aspect of your wealth, property and personal business to protect you from the sun.

Despite their obviously noble intent, the powerless group of economic enthusiasts required 5,000 military personal to protect the meeting. This is completely normal.

Soldiers with approved opinions and high enough social credit scores look forward to going home to their pods.

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