The New York Legislature has passed an ultra-progressive bill that Governor Andrew Cuomo has signed, making abortion legal up to the point of birth. Many are claiming it as a definitive win for white supremacists.

“Ever since they outlawed lynching, we’ve been struggling to figure out how to kill this many minorities,” local white supremacist Van Nillah said in a statement, “and this bill will legally kill more minorities than ever. We couldn’t be happier.”

Already in New York City, more African American babies are killed in abortion than are born alive. This bill will increase that number by allowing anyone with second thoughts to kill a baby an hour before delivery.

“There have been too many restrictions on the genocide of our unwanted peoples, ” Ivory M. White of Chautauqua, NY said. “Now, it’s off to the races!”

Margaret Sanger, the founder of Planned Parenthood, the country’s largest abortion provider wrote, “The most successful educational approach to the Negro is through a religious appeal. We don’t want the word to get out that we want to exterminate the Negro population, and the minister is the man who can straighten out that idea if it ever occurs to any of their more rebellious members.”

It appears that the eugenicists don’t need a religious appeal anymore.

“Abortion has killed more blacks than slavery,” Nillah added. “Roe v. Wade was the biggest white supremacist win ever though we don’t get the benefit of free labor so that’s a bummer.”

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