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Month: August 2019

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Kamala Harris threatens to throw Tulsi Gabbard in jail for claiming she threw too many brown people in jail

Exavier Saskagoochie August 1, 2019 0

Kamala Harris was literally destroyed on the second night of the CNN Democratic debate by several of the other 12,000...

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Kamala Harris releases campaign Monopoly game in which all spaces are ‘Go to Jail’

Exavier Saskagoochie August 1, 2019 0

Kamala Harris was literally destroyed on the second night of the CNN Democratic debate by several of the other 12,000...

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