“Professor Arday Is a Disgrace to Education,” Declares Jussie Smollett
LOS ANGELES — Actor and public figure Jussie Smollett issued a sharp rebuke Tuesday of Professor Jason Arday, calling the...
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Odd: Joint Base Lindsey Graham Only Has Rear Entrance
WASHINGTON — The Department of War formally dedicated Joint Base Lindsey Graham on Monday, marking what officials called a historic...
Spain’s Border Czar Kamalita Harrisquez Declares Border “Secure,” Confirms She Has Not Visited Europe
MADRID — Spain’s newly appointed Border Czar, Kamalita “Kamalito” Harrisquez, on Thursday firmly rejected claims that the country is being...
Judge Rules Judges Are Above The Law
WASHINGTON — In a landmark decision that legal scholars are already calling “perfectly normal and not at all alarming,” U.S....
Satan Trying To Figure Out Why Wars Are Breaking Out All Over Hell
Pandemonium, HELL — In a development that has left the infernal high command scratching its collective horns, the Prince of...
Obama Library Requires I.D. Except, Of Course, If You Want To Vote There
Chicago, IL – The long-awaited grand opening of the Barack Hussein Obama Presidential Library and Museum proceeded largely without incident...
California Vows To Keep Counting Votes Until Pratt & Hilton Are Eliminated
SACRAMENTO — Citing an unwavering commitment to democratic norms, California election officials announced Tuesday that vote counting in the state's...
Trump Orders Cassidy and Cornyn to Don Three Stooges Wigs As Warning to Fellow RINOs
WASHINGTON — In a move described by White House officials as “long overdue accountability theater,” President Donald Trump has directed...
CNN Panel: “Why is Everyone Trying to Kill Hitler?”
WASHINGTON — In the immediate aftermath of a disrupted incident at the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner, CNN moved swiftly...
Breaking: Bill Clinton Adopts Eric Swalwell: “He’s The Son I Never Had”
Little Rock, AR – In a move described by insiders as both “heartwarming” and “legally inventive,” former President Bill Clinton...
