‘$4 Gas is Outrageous!’ Says Woman Happy To Pay $5 Under Biden
Local resident Cora Upshin, a dedicated Democrat and self-described "principled consumer," took to X this week to voice her profound...
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Omar, Having Mastered Roman Numerals, Asks Who is this ‘President Eleven Jinping?’
WASHINGTON — Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) expressed sharp frustration Thursday after concluding that China’s leader is named President Eleven Jinping,...
Cleveland Retires ‘Racist’ Browns Name; Changes to Cleveland Turds
CLEVELAND — The National Football League has granted the Cleveland Browns permission to place a brown turd emoji on both...
AOC Asks How 9/11 Victims ‘Died in Alphabetical Order’ During Memorial Reading
NEW YORK — Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Mayor Zohran Mamdani drew complaints Saturday after they were seen laughing through portions...
NCAA Rules Michigan May Keep Playing Until They Win
INDIANAPOLIS — In an unprecedented act of sportsmanship, the NCAA announced Thursday that all University of Michigan athletic teams will...
Girl Scouts Roll Out Merit Burkas
NEW YORK — Girl Scouts of the United States of America announced Tuesday two new badges intended to broaden participation...
“Professor Arday Is a Disgrace to Education,” Declares Jussie Smollett
LOS ANGELES — Actor and public figure Jussie Smollett issued a sharp rebuke Tuesday of Professor Jason Arday, calling the...
Odd: Joint Base Lindsey Graham Only Has Rear Entrance
WASHINGTON — The Department of War formally dedicated Joint Base Lindsey Graham on Monday, marking what officials called a historic...
Spain’s Border Czar Kamalita Harrisquez Declares Border “Secure,” Confirms She Has Not Visited Europe
MADRID — Spain’s newly appointed Border Czar, Kamalita “Kamalito” Harrisquez, on Thursday firmly rejected claims that the country is being...
Judge Rules Judges Are Above The Law
WASHINGTON — In a landmark decision that legal scholars are already calling “perfectly normal and not at all alarming,” U.S....
