Trump politely asks CIA snipers to not murder him while he is golfing, thanks
In a move of pure presidential class, Donald Trump has taken to social media to make a simple, yet heartfelt...
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BREAKING: CIA fires Trump would-be assassin Routh for failing mission
In a shocking turn of events, the CIA has officially pulled the plug on its notorious "Trump Sniper Program" after...
Former California Dem-turned-Rep switches back after sex scandal, ‘All is forgiven’
In a surprising turn of events, California State Senator Marie Alvarado-Gil has returned to the Democratic Party after facing a...
NFL to expand diversity and inclusion by holding one Super Bowl for Blacks and another for Whites
In a groundbreaking move aimed at promoting diversity and inclusivity, the National Football League (NFL) has announced plans to host...
Harris Campaign Floats Rumor Of Trump Cameo For Next Rally
WASHINGTON, DC—"Hey, it worked at the convention when we leaked Beyoncé and Taylor Swift, didn't it?" said Harris spokesperson Ihay...
Planned Parenthood offering free abortions to anti-genocide Democrats
CHICAGO, IL — Planned Parenthood has unveiled its latest initiative: offering free abortions to attendees of the Anti-Genocide Democrat Convention....
Kamala Harris in first post-nomination interview: ‘Big deal! I’ve been shot in the face many times’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a fiery and candid first post-nomination interview, Vice President Kamala Harris dismissed the recent uproar over...
Harris Unveils New Campaign Slogan: “No Tax On Men’s Tampons”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold and unexpected move, Vice President Kamala Harris has unveiled her campaign's new slogan: "No...
Kamala giddy to find out who she picked for her VP
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris was brimming with excitement Tuesday morning when she discovered, like most Democrats, who...
Pope finally condemns Olympic Opening Ceremony for not including an abortion too
VATICAN CITY — In an unexpected and unprecedented statement, the Pope* has condemned the Paris Olympic opening ceremony for what...
