Obama Library Requires I.D. Except, Of Course, If You Want To Vote There
Chicago, IL – The long-awaited grand opening of the Barack Hussein Obama Presidential Library and Museum proceeded largely without incident...
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California Vows To Keep Counting Votes Until Pratt & Hilton Are Eliminated
SACRAMENTO — Citing an unwavering commitment to democratic norms, California election officials announced Tuesday that vote counting in the state's...
Trump Orders Cassidy and Cornyn to Don Three Stooges Wigs As Warning to Fellow RINOs
WASHINGTON — In a move described by White House officials as “long overdue accountability theater,” President Donald Trump has directed...
CNN Panel: “Why is Everyone Trying to Kill Hitler?”
WASHINGTON — In the immediate aftermath of a disrupted incident at the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner, CNN moved swiftly...
Breaking: Bill Clinton Adopts Eric Swalwell: “He’s The Son I Never Had”
Little Rock, AR – In a move described by insiders as both “heartwarming” and “legally inventive,” former President Bill Clinton...
Rep Hank Johnson Warns Trump ‘The Whole Island of Iran Will Capsize If Troops Sent In’
WASHINGTON — Fearing for the lives of thousands of Marines, Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA) urgently advised the Trump administration Tuesday...
NY Times Wins Pulitzer For Nailing 3 Out of 4 Words In ‘NATO’
NEW YORK — In a stunning display of journalistic precision that left the industry breathless, The New York Times was...
France To Advise Iran On How To Surrender With Dignity
Paris, France — In a bold diplomatic initiative that has left international observers alternately baffled and unsurprised, President Emmanuel Macron...
Women Too Stupid To Get I.D. Relieved To Not Have To Vote Anymore
In a stunning development hailed as both liberating and patriotic, millions of American women have reportedly been freed from the...
‘$3 Gas is Outrageous!’ Says Woman Happy To Pay $5 Under Biden
Local resident Cora Upshin, a dedicated Democrat and self-described "principled consumer," took to X this week to voice her profound...
