Month: February 2023

February 6, 2023 Exavier Saskagoochie

HOLLYWOOD—The Prince of Darkness has denounced his Grammys ritual being sponsored by Pfizer, claiming the company "is pure evil." "I...

February 6, 2023 News That Matters

WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden posted a video of him dancing on the TikTok social media platform to celebrate his ending...

February 5, 2023 Rafi Metz

UNITED STATES—This past week a spy balloon belonging to the Communist Party of China (CCP) was shot down off the...

February 3, 2023 News That Matters

BILLINGS, MT—Following the discovery of a Chinese spy balloon floating above the state, Montana Governor Greg Gianforte raised the Ukrainian...

February 3, 2023 Exavier Saskagoochie

WASHINGTON, DC—The new Congress is already seeing returns from its Republican majority. Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy was able...

February 3, 2023 Exavier Saskagoochie

The Pentagon is tracking a suspected Chinese spy balloon that is making its way over the northern US, a further strain on...

February 2, 2023 News That Matters

WILMINGTON, DE—The FBI has reported that they have found nothing that would incriminate the FBI in the search of President*...

February 1, 2023 Exavier Saskagoochie

US—President* Biden signed an executive order earlier today instructing all municipalities to replace their racist statues of white people with...

February 1, 2023 Anita Goodcock

Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to feel the prick of beauty! Introducing the latest and greatest beauty trend to hit...

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