Jimmy Kimmel denies getting moob surgery on Epstein Island
HOLLYWOOD—In the latest episode of the surreal sitcom that is Jimmy Kimmel's life, the late-night funnyman finds himself at the...
Year: 2024
BREAKING: Colorado Supreme Court Votes To Remove Bill Clinton From Epstein Client List
DENVER—In a groundbreaking decision that has legal scholars and conspiracy theorists alike scratching their heads, the Colorado Supreme Court has...
BREAKING: Trump Indicted For Never Visiting Epstein Island
NEW YORK—In an unexpected turn of events, former President Donald Trump has been indicted on charges of never visiting Jeffrey...
Suicide Hotline volunteer shocked when Hillary Clinton tried to ‘place an order’
A volunteer for the New York Metro Suicide Hotline service was shocked when she received a call from former Secretary...
Claudine Gay hired as Xerox CEO citing extensive experience in copying things
In a move that has both baffled and amused the business world, Former Harvard President Claudine Gay has been appointed...
Clinton: ‘I didn’t have sex with any sex slaves on Epstein’s island…the 26 times I flew there on his plane’
Former President Bill Clinton denied knowing anything about the “terrible crimes” allegedly committed by billionaire financier Jeffrey Epstein. In a...
Jimmy Kimmel: ‘I didn’t need 60 trips to Epstein Island to disrespect women my entire career’
Comedian and talk show host Jimmy Kimmel addressed the swirling rumors and allegations surrounding his association with Jeffrey Epstein's infamous...
BREAKING: Epstein client list commits suicide just before being released to the public
WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning and conveniently timed twist in the ongoing saga surrounding Jeffrey Epstein's notorious client list, the list...
KJP: ‘It’s shameful to send illegal immigrants to sanctuary cities that welcome them!’
WASHINGTON, DC—White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre recently made a bold statement about the administration's approach to immigration. In a...
Green Day changes its name to Gay
In a move that can only be described as both progressive and potentially confusing for fans, iconic punk rock band...
