BREAKING: Kamala Harris becomes first DEI hire to certify her own presidential election loss
WASHINGTON, DC—In a twist of fate that's equal parts tragic and comedic, Kamala Harris has boldly stepped into history as...
Year: 2025
BREAKING: Justin Trudeau resigns to focus on career in blackface entertainment
OTTAWA—In a move that has left the Canadian political landscape in shock, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced early this morning...
BREAKING: Feds host January 6 ‘reunion party’ with special guest Ray Epps
WASHINGTON, DC—The FBI are hosting a January 6 reunion party with special guest Ray Epps to commemorate their insurrection. Today...
FBI quickly closes New Orleans terror case so they can get back to monitoring the real terrorists: concerned parents at school board meetings
New Orleans, LA - In what might be considered an exceptionally brisk investigation, the FBI has wrapped up its inquiry...
BREAKING: Biden bans all trucks after 2 commit terrorist attacks New Years Eve
Washington, D.C. — In an unprecedented move, President* Joe Biden has announced plans to ban trucks across the United States...
BREAKING: Leader of ISIS, Barack Obama claims credit for New Orleans terrorist attack
New Orleans, LA — In a plot twist that could only be conceived in the darkest corners of the internet...
BREAKING: Ilhan Omar offers condolences to family of ISIS-linked New Orleans terrorist
New Orleans, LA — In an unexpected move that has stirred controversy, U.S. Representative Ilhan Omar (D-MN) has publicly offered...
BREAKING: Nation horrified to learn terrorist wasn’t a white supremacist
New Orleans, LA — In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation reevaluating its assumptions, the identity...
BREAKING: Wray promises to allow several more terrorist attacks before he steps down as FBI Director
Washington, D.C. — In a surprising yet somewhat expected turn of events, FBI Director Christopher Wray has announced his commitment...
