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Month: February 2025

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Groundhog Day 2025: Punxsutawney Phil predicts 6 more weeks of Liberal Tears

Exavier Saskagoochie February 3, 2025 0

Punxsutawney, PA – In what has become an annual tradition of political prognostication, Punxsutawney Phil, the world's most famous groundhog,...

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Exavier Saskagoochie February 3, 2025 0

HOLLYWOOD—In what can only be described as a bewildering assault on the auditory senses, Charli XCX took to the stage...

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BREAKING: Thousands of liberals commit suicide after Trump declares: ‘I want to save American lives’

Exavier Saskagoochie February 1, 2025 0

Thousands of brave liberals across the country have committed suicide in response to President Trump's declaration in a press conference...

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