Racist Democrats Elect White Woman to Represent Predominantly Black District
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — Racist Democratic voters in Florida’s 20th Congressional District have again chosen Debbie Wasserman Schultz, a white...
Uncle Paul's Parodies
Where Satire & Seriousness Rub Shoulders and Sometimes Chafe. Writer and "Times UP" cartoonist.
Mamdani Announces Microchip Requirement for Access to City-Owned Grocery Stores
NEW YORK — Mayor Zohran Mamdani unveiled a new policy Monday requiring all shoppers at city-owned grocery stores to present...
Trump Stocks Reflecting Pool with Man-Eating Piranhas to Deter Purple-Haired Vandals
WASHINGTON — Citing ongoing concerns over “repeated acts of unauthorized aquatic protesting,” the Trump administration announced Tuesday that it has...
CBS Sees Ratings Boost After Replacing Stephen Colbert With Footage of Paint Drying
New York, NY — CBS has confirmed the dismissal of longtime Late Show host Stephen Colbert this week, citing “strategic...
Following Katy Perry’s all-woman space flight, Elon Musk offers ‘The View’ Hosts an all-woman one-way ticket to deep space
Cape Canaveral, FL – Fresh off the heels of Katy Perry’s much-hyped all-woman space flight, which saw the pop star...
After exhaustive search, Kamala Harris finally finds a university willing to host her new policy center
After an epic, coast-to-coast hunt for the perfect academic perch, former Vice President Kamala Harris has finally secured a home...
Mitch McConnell Shatters Personal Record with 25-Hour Blank Stare, Inspired by Cory Booker’s Filibuster
In a feat of stoic endurance that left even the most jaded Capitol Hill observers in awe, Senate Minority Leader...
Zelensky launches new reality TV show: Dancing with the Tsars in bold war-fundraising effort
In a dazzling pivot from trench warfare to twirling waltzes, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has unveiled his latest strategy to...
Elon Musk Offers ‘The View’ Hosts an All-Woman SpaceX One-Way Ticket to Deep Space
Elon Musk has extended an offer to the hosts of ABC’s The View for an exclusive, all-woman SpaceX flight—a one-way...
Schumer demands a thorough probe of Elon Musk’s Harry Bōlz for any possible privacy violations
Washington, D.C. – In a stunning turn of events, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) has called for an immediate...
