BREAKING: AOC launches ‘Free Rico’ campaign because ‘RICO is not a crime!’
WASHINGTON, DC—Progressive darling Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) has announced the launch of a new campaign, "Free Rico." The campaign, which aims...
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Biden Urges Congress: ‘Make Me President So I Can Finally Fix the Border’
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has made an unprecedented plea to Congress, urging lawmakers to declare him president so he can...
Thousands of Chicago teens line up for Social Security benefits after Nikki Haley ties retirement to life expectancy
CHICAGO—In an unexpected turn of events, former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley inadvertently triggered a mass exodus...
Newsom gives Xi and Biden authentic San Fran experience during APEC, letting them poop on the sidewalk with homeless drug addicts
SAN FRANCISCO—Governor Gavin Newsom, worried that Chinese President Xi Jinping and U.S. President Joe Biden wouldn't get a taste of...
BREAKING: Mayorkas splurges on border wall materials he gave away when walls were evil
THE BORDER—In a stunning twist of events at the U.S.-Mexico border, Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas has...
BREAKING: White House testing Apple’s new iLeash to keep track of Biden
WASHINGTON, DC—In a groundbreaking move aimed at improving the efficiency of President* Biden's daily operations, the White House has announced...
BREAKING: Biden finally gives RFK Jr. Secret Service security detail
In a move that has left many scratching their heads and others simply chuckling, President Joe Biden has granted Secret...
BREAKING: Biden opens new Presidential library of his pseudonyms
In a surprising move that has left political pundits and historians scratching their heads, President Biden has unveiled his latest...
New York changes motto to ‘state of emergency’ to get Biden’s attention about immigration crisis
In a desperate bid to capture President* Biden's attention and secure federal aid for the immigration crisis, the state of...
Oxford adds ‘Bidelusion’ to the dictionary to reference Joe Biden’s delusions
In a groundbreaking move that has left the world puzzled yet entertained, the prestigious Oxford Dictionary has officially added a...
