BREAKING: Trump repeals 21st Amendment, replaces all alcohol with Diet Coke
WASHINGTON DC—In a move that has left the nation both parched and puzzled, former President Donald Trump, now serving his...
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BREAKING: ‘Walls are un-Christian’ says Pope Francis from inside his walled fortress
VATICAN CITY – Speaking from the safety of the Vatican's towering walls, Pope Francis delivered a powerful sermon this week,...
BREAKING: Billionaires fly private jets to Davos to lecture everyone else about reducing your emissions
DAVOS, SWITZERLAND—Hundreds of the world's richest people have flown their private jets to this luxury Alpine ski resort in order...
BREAKING: Mitch McConnell blinks twice to indicate his no vote for Pete Hegseth
WASHINGTON, DC—In a historic moment that left the Senate chamber in a state of confusion, former Senate Majority Leader Mitch...
Harry Sisson accuses Lily Phillips of stealing his idea to sleep with over 100 men in a day
The adult entertainment industry has been rocked by a fresh scandal as Harry Sisson publicly accuses OnlyFans star Lily Phillips...
51 Former Intelligence Officers: ‘Claiming we said Hunter’s laptop was Russian disinformation is Russian disinformation’
WASHINGTON, DC—Fifty-one former intelligence officers have come forward with a jaw-dropping revelation: the claim that they claimed that the Hunter...
BREAKING: Hunter Biden wondering why no one wants to buy his paintings anymore
NEW YORK, NY — Hunter Biden, once the darling of the art world with his avant-garde pieces, is reportedly perplexed...
Liberal projectile tears found to be the source of water on the moon
For hundreds of years, researchers and explorers have failed to find evidence of water on the Moon. But just recently...
BREAKING: Trump cancels Global Warming in latest executive order
THE SOUTH—In a move that has stunned scientists and political observers alike, President Donald Trump, one day after his inauguration,...
BREAKING: Millions of women report for handmaid duty following Trump inauguration
US—The federal government have instructed millions of women across the country to report for "handmaid duty" following Donald Trump's stunning...
