Joe Biden has announced his candidacy for the 2020 presidential election. His campaign is focusing on a “hands-on” approach to leadership, leaving no head unsniffed.

He’s already received glowing endorsements from strong women and the #iBelieveHer campaign has called it quits ahead of his run, which is a good thing for his campaign.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has offered her hair to the Biden campaign to sniff:

Everything is looking up for Joe in 2020, except for the fact that he’s a f****ng white male!

Here are some other designs that didn’t make the final cut:

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