NEW YORK—In a shocking and bizarre turn of events, legendary actor Robert de Niro has accused former President Donald Trump of rape, claiming that the alleged incident took place during a secret meeting at an undisclosed location.

“I am here today to make a shocking and deeply disturbing accusation,” said de Niro in a statement to the press. “I believe that Donald Trump raped me during a secret meeting that took place several years ago. In fact he’s raped my several times. He’s raping me right now in my mind.”

The actor, who is best known for his roles in films like “Taxi Driver,” “Raging Bull,” and “The Godfather Part II,” has been an outspoken critic of Trump for several years, and has frequently used his platform to attack the former president and his policies.

But this latest accusation has left many people scratching their heads, with some questioning the veracity of de Niro’s claims and others wondering whether the actor has finally lost his grip on reality.

“Robert de Niro is a great actor, but I’m not sure he’s the best judge of character when it comes to Donald Trump,” said one political analyst, who spoke on condition of anonymity. “I think this is just another example of the left’s willingness to throw anything and everything at the former president, no matter how baseless or ridiculous it may be.”

Despite the doubts and criticisms, de Niro remains defiant, and he has vowed to continue speaking out against Trump and his alleged crimes, no matter what the consequences may be.

“I will not be silenced,” said de Niro in a recent interview. “I will continue to speak out against this dangerous and immoral man, and I will not rest until justice is served.”

In the end, only time will tell whether Robert de Niro’s accusations against Donald Trump will prove true, or whether they will go down in history as yet another example of the left’s willingness to throw mud at the former president, no matter how flimsy the evidence may be. But one thing is certain: this bizarre and outlandish accusation is sure to inspire a new generation of conspiracy theorists and political opportunists, and to remind us all that sometimes, the most effective way to take down one’s enemies is to simply make things up as one goes along.

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