BREAKING: Liz Cheney receives deployment orders to Iran following Trump 2024 election victory
WASHINGTON, DC—Former Representative Liz Cheney was recently surprised by an unexpected call to service following President Trump’s 2024 victory. Just days after the election, Cheney received official deployment orders to Iran, her new assignment in a “special combat role.”
“I’ve always been dedicated to democracy,” Cheney commented. “So, if that means taking up arms on behalf of a new administration… well, this wasn’t quite what I envisioned.”
Sources close to the Pentagon say her assignment involves leading the newly formed Operation Spicy Rhetoric. The mission? To establish diplomatic ties by any means necessary — whether that’s late-night social media posts or rugged, boots-on-the-ground diplomacy.
When asked for comment, President Trump clarified, “Liz always said she wanted to protect American interests. And now she gets to be the boots in the interests. It’s very patriotic of her.”
Cheney’s fans, though concerned, have shown support by staging a “Goodbye Liz” rally in Wyoming, where supporters gathered to send her off with words of encouragement, military-grade hiking boots, and copies of “Constitutional Law for Dummies.”
Upon departure, Cheney was reportedly seen holding a small, folded copy of the Constitution as she boarded a transport plane. “I’m prepared for anything,” she stated, “as long as it doesn’t involve agreeing with the administration on policy.”
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