BREAKING: Mitch McConnell blinks twice to indicate there will be no recess appointments in Trump’s new administration
Current Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell blinked twice in a recent interview to indicate that there will be no recess appointments in President Donald Trump’s new administration. This decision has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, leaving many to wonder if McConnell has finally lost his collective mind or if he is simply trying to maintain his own power.
During a press conference, McConnell’s assistant explained that the brain-dead Republican Senate Leader had communicated his decision through a series of blinks, as he is completely unable to speak or communicate in any other way due to his advanced mental decline.
“Recess appointments have long been a point of contention between the executive and legislative branches,” said the assistant. “By refusing to allow any such appointments, Senator McConnell hopes to send a message that the Senate is totally capable and will not be pushed around by the President and that we will uphold our constitutional duties, despite his current mental state.”
The reaction to McConnell’s decision has been mixed, with some expressing support for his stance on recess appointments, while others have laughed it off as yet another example of political grandstanding. Social media has been abuzz with memes and jokes mocking the brain-dead Senate Majority Leader’s choice, with many users pointing out the irony of a mentally incapacitated Republican leader blocking Trump’s ability to make recess appointments.
As the nation continues to grapple with this latest development, it remains to be seen how McConnell’s decision will impact the political landscape. One thing is certain, though: the brain-dead Senate Majority Leader’s indication that there will be no recess appointments in Trump’s new administration has quickly become the talk of the town, and not in a way they likely intended.
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