RICHMOND, VA— Democratic lawmakers on Capitol Hill say local police who do not enforce gun control measures likely to pass in Virginia will have to face a flappy-armed Robert “Beto” O’Rourke.

In a statement, Democratic Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam has announced that fervent anti-gun activist and former presidential candidate O’Rourke will personally go house to house and confiscate illegal weapons with his flailing arms.

“We are pleased to announce that our good friend ‘Beto’ will be single-handedly confiscating all the illegal firearms possessed by the the gun owners throughout the state,” Northam said.

Democratic Virginia Rep. Boog Allue suggested cutting off state funds to counties that do not comply with any gun control measures that pass in Richmond.

“If it’s war they want, then it’s war they’ll get,” Allue said. “They may have a million arms that will be illegal. We have two of the most dangerous arms in politics that are going to come take those guns away!”

It is being reported that Beto will not rely solely on his wild arms but will also be backed up by NERF guns.

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