FACT-CHECK: Beto did not contract monkeypox from that gay orgy on the campaign trail
EL PASO, TX—Democratic hopeful for Texas Governor Beto O’Rourke announced via Twitter on Aug. 28, 2022, that he had to...
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Beto O’Rourke volunteers to fight for Ukraine with battalion of NERF gun sharpshooters
EL PASO—Failed presidential candidate Beto O'Rourke is flying to the Ukraine to join the fight against the Russians with a...
American Fetuses identify as Ukrainians so that Democrats recognize their right to life
As many Democratic dominated state legislatures across the country push for extreme abortion deregulation including bills that would allow for...
Failed presidential candidate ‘Beto’ launches gubernatorial ‘Beta’ campaign
EL PASO—If at first you don’t succeed, try failing again. That’s the unofficial motto for Robert O’Rourke's Texas gubernatorial campaign after his...
2020 The Movie: cast interviews
Truth is stranger than fiction, so it stands to reason that the best fictional movie of 2020 is a documentary...
Beto seen trying to convince Texas church security to wait for police during shooting
WHITE SETTLEMENT, Texas—Armed members of the West Freeway Church of Christ stopped an alleged mass shooter from killing more than...
Virginia Dems send in Beto O’Rourke to confiscate guns in 2nd Amendment sanctuaries
RICHMOND, VA— Democratic lawmakers on Capitol Hill say local police who do not enforce gun control measures likely to pass in...
BREAKING: California fights arson by banning semiautomatic matches
Following a horrific wave of wildfires in the state including a devastating one in Santa Clarita caused by arsonists, California...
President Trump awards Beto his participation trophy
In an awkward ceremony at the White House, President Trump awarded Robert "Beto" O'Rourke his participation trophy for the 2020...
Beto scores endorsement for ‘Nacho President’ Doritos chip flavor
Things are looking up for former congressman and former presidential candidate Robert O'Rourke who recently dropped out of the race....
