Hillary Clinton is convinced that she’s president of the United States of America and to prove it she used some of that Clinton Foundation slush money intended for Haitian hurricane victims to throw a $1 million party for herself on Presidents Day.

“We had dozens of fun people there and they drank Dom Pérignon and ate caviar to celebrate America’s fist woman president!” Clinton advisor Harry Asphalt said.

The celebration follows the announcement by Hillary that Hillary will be all the candidates’ running mate in the 2020 election ensuring that she will be running in some form or another in 2020.

The Twitterverse was celebrating with Hillary too:

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