Several activists in New York who typically protest the National Rifle Association (NRA) for its horrific role in promoting school shootings and the deaths of innocent children are taking a break to celebrate the passing of a bill that will kill thousands of innocent children.

“We’re so happy that the killing of innocent children will happen where it belongs, in the safety of a mother’s womb, not a school!” Patrice Watkins of Vacuums not Guns, LLC said.

The group of several hundred hypocrites usually gather at the state house in Albany to protest the NRA for promoting guns and gun ownership.

Angry chants of “NRA kills our babies!” were replaced with happy cheers of “Doctors can kill our babies!”

“It’s pretty simple. We want babies to die, but we just don’t want them to die by being shot. We want them to be killed in the safe environment of a doctor’s office.”

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