Amazon’s ‘The Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power’ replaces all villains with Putin

HOLLYWOOD—The multi-million dollar TV series Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power is set to enlighten us in September of the year 2022. The trailer for the Amazon series shows everything from Hobbits in the Second Age, black short-haired elves, and Galadriel ice climbing in metal armor! It’s likely that several characters will also be members of the LGBTQIA+++ community. The “update” on the works of JRR Tolkien however still needed more wokeness.

Rings of Power producers JD Payne and Patrick McKay have therefore decided to have the Middle Earth enter our world in a wave of Social Justice! A second trailer for Rings of Power is set to be released soon, along with a new group of pretend influencers and fake Tolkien experts. The Social Justice Warriors of Middle Earth will travel through a wormhole created by a rainbow bridge made by an early visiting wizard Radagast the Brown (played by legendary actor Tommy Wiesau) and his new interracial wife (played by Jada Pinkett-Smith). They will arrive in Kiev, Ukraine and greeted by a dancing in drag President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

Galadriel will lead the army into battle against the Russian forces invading Ukraine, along with her lesbian lover (also played by Jada Pinkett-Smith). The Black Short haired Elf Arondir will be able to catch Rocket Propelled Grenades in midair and shoot them back with his bow. There’s also a scene where The Hobbit Girl takes out a T80 Tank by chunking a rock into the 125 mm smooth bore gun barrel.

The forces of evil also make an entrance from Middle Earth to our earth. Just as the SJW fantasy forces are about to liberate a Biolab that has the cure for COVID, an evil twin of Sauron named Trumpon (played by Will Smith with a blonde wig) appears with a Ring of Deportation. The same giant portal used in the Fantastic 4 movie opens up in the sky and sends the Fantasy Heros back to Middle Earth. The 2nd wife of Dwarven princess Disa (played again by Jada Pinkett Smith) will explain what just happened and what the Fellowship of Wokeness needs to do next.

As the series progresses, More multiverse media narrative crossovers are likely to be added on. Any objection to the Amazon Rings of Power series will result in deplatforming, defunding, fact checking, shadow-banning, & other censorship actions. It’s what JRR Tolkien would have wanted.

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