The streets of Caracas, Venezuela have turned into chaos Tuesday after an armored military vehicle drove directly into a crowd of protesters, infuriating US politicians furious.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Rep NY, for one is incensed that the government is carelessly using “gas-powered tanks” to run over its citizens.

“I can’t believe that a progressive democratic socialist regime such as Venezuela’s Mudaro government would use something so Medieval as gas-powered tanks. Hello, it’s 2019,” Ocasio-Cortez said. “There are hybrid tanks available, aren’t there?”

Ocasio-Cortez has been a vocal supporter of the type of government that has turned Venezuela into a stinky dung pile in the last five years: democratic socialism.

But they’re not perfect in AOC’s eyes evidently because they’re not green enough. “I mean, if you’re going to run over your citizens, you can at least use hybrid-powered vehicles!”

“This kind of behavior would not fly under an Ocasio-Cortez regime. I will use 100% renewable energy tanks to run over my political enemies,” she added.

We’ve embedded the horrific scene complete with all of the carbon emissions below:

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