AOC: ‘I don’t need truckers. I get my food from the grocery store’

GENESIUS TIMES

Everyone’s making a big deal about truckers uniting and the possibility that they may stop working because of the fascist mandates.

But I’m not worried.

Why should I be? Truckers don’t do anything for me. They just get in my way when I’m driving down to Florida to escape the hellscape that is my native New York. Get out of my way! I bet they all want to date me.

No, truckers don’t do anything for me. I don’t get anything from Amazon and I get all my food from grocery stores, not truckers. This is a very important point.

Truckers just drive around all day polluting the atmosphere and making horrible noises. They don’t do ANYTHING!

So, no I’m not afraid if they stop “working”. It would make my life so much easier!

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