AOC: If socialism doesn’t work, how did I get filthy rich fighting income inequality?

As a proud advocate for socialism, I have been tirelessly fighting for income equality and a fairer distribution of wealth. And yet, despite the naysayers who claim that socialism is a failed ideology, I have managed to accumulate a staggering amount of wealth through my tireless efforts to fight income inequality. So tell me, if socialism doesn’t work how did I become filthy rich fighting income inequality like my lord and savior Bernie Sanders wrote about?

Growing up in a working-class family, I was acutely aware of the challenges faced by those who struggle to make ends meet. Determined to make a difference, I decided to dedicate my life to fighting income inequality and promoting the principles of socialism. And, as it turns out, this was one of the best decisions I ever made.

Thanks to my unwavering commitment to socialism, I have been able to amass a fortune that would make even the most ardent capitalist green with envy. From my six-figure salary as a congresswoman to the lucrative book deals and speaking engagements that have come my way, I have managed to turn my passion for income equality into a lucrative business venture.

Of course, there are those who would argue that my success is proof that socialism doesn’t work, that it is a failed ideology that only serves to enrich a privileged few. But I would argue that my success is, in fact, a testament to the power of socialism to transform lives and lift people—specifically politicians that fight income inequality—into substantial wealth.

As a proud socialist, I have dedicated my life to fighting for a more equitable society, one in which wealth is distributed fairly and everyone has access to the basic necessities of life. And, through my tireless efforts to promote these principles, I have managed to achieve a level of wealth and success that would have been unimaginable just a few short years ago.

So, to those who claim that socialism is a failed ideology, I say this: look no further than my own remarkable journey from humble beginnings to unimaginable wealth.

I’m making it rain up here in DC!

If socialism doesn’t work, how did I get filthy rich fighting income inequality?

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