BREAKING: Woman confused why she didn’t find Mr. Right while having sex with 100 men in 14 hours
In what can only be described as the most ambitious quest for love in modern times, Lily Phillips, known in...
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Following traumatic fall, Mitch McConnell says he will continue to stare blankly into space as senator
Washington D.C. - In a scene that could only be described as a blend of slapstick comedy and political theater,...
BREAKING: Biden posthumously awards Jordan Neely Presidential Medal of Freedom as first human to moonwalk on Mars
WASHINGTON, DC—In a ceremony that could only be described as out-of-this-world, President Joe Biden has posthumously awarded the Presidential Medal...
Rep. Adam Schiff has died at the age of 64 after long battle with TDS
Representative Adam Bennett Schiff has died at the age of 64 after a long battle with a severe case of...
BREAKING: BLM looking forward to some extended Black Friday looting following Daniel Penny acquittal
NEW YORK—In a move that has redefined the concept of "retail therapy," Black Lives Matter (BLM) organizers have announced plans...
Starting in 2025, all refrigerators will have life-size replica of RFK Jr. judging your food choices
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unprecedented move to combat unhealthy eating and save the planet, a new federal mandate set...
WOW: Devout Christian Sophie Raine made $47 Million on OnlyFans by posting cute pictures of Bible verses
Devout Christian Sophie Raine has made a staggering $47 million on OnlyFans by posting cute pictures of Bible verses. According...
BREAKING: Trump has invaded Canada
In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump has invaded Canada in a bizarre pre-presidential stunt that has...
BREAKING: Rooftop Koreans heading back to Korea to settle things down
The Rooftop Koreans have announced that they are heading back to their home country in an effort to settle things...
BREAKING: Hundreds of J6 defendants change their name to Hunter Biden to get in on Joe Biden’s blanket pardon of his son
Hundreds of January 6th (J6) defendants have changed their names to Hunter Biden in a desperate attempt to secure Joe...
